I will never

stop complaining.
stop worrying.
be "normal".
know what "normal" is.
make sense on a blog.
make sense in real life.
complete the album i've wanted to do for six years.
buy a drum machine.
get a mac.
get an american jazzmaster.
meet rivers cuomo.
decide on a band name.
be in a band.
graduate.
find a career.
be satisfied.
earn a salary.
eat expensive cheese.
make sushi.
prepare/cook eel.
like Guns N Roses.
build a pedalboard.
rebuild my practice amp.
find a place to live.
earn enough to live alone.
be home.
trust having a pet.
stop imitating ballboy's "I Hate Scotland" or that song from the end of Trainspotting.
be skinny.
not be afraid of spiders.
not be afraid of mustard.
not be afraid of any food that is white and creamy.
find anyone who gets the "don't drown your food" reference.
understand why i post on here.
feel like a grownup.
stop arguing that "alright" is a word (Firefox agrees).
buy a gun.
learn html.
write a letter or postcard.
talk to a neighbor.
learn more about my major than pop culture.
stop liking weezer, even if it does seem like a big joke.
take the LSAT.
read an entire assignment.
not bullshit a paper.
pay more than $100 for a music release (sorry Pixies, Rentals, and Eels).
buy an unbroken bass.
not feel guilty.
complete a recording of a song.

There is no mp3, but listen to the Pains of Being Pure at Heart.
http://www.myspace.com/thepainsofbeingpureatheart
Their record is one of the best new things I've heard in a long time, and they were great live. So great, that I'm going to go across the U.S. to see them again at the end of July.
And of course, I recommend you support all of the Pains and all other bands you listen to (I recommend vinyl)...

So buy some records!